In this laugh-out-loud musical parody, Lauren Schultes battles bad dates, ruthless casting calls, and a world that insists she’s more “evil queen” than “girl next door.”

From awkward encounters to theatrical betrayals, A Tall Girl’s Lament is the story of one woman’s quest to be cast as herself — and maybe find a love that isn’t intimidated by her inseam.

A Tall Girl‘s Lament was first developed as part of 2025’s SOLOCOM Festival.